DCU Poorly Dressed

IVY NO okay so maybe this is a low-blow. We all know about...

Mon, 14 May 2012 23:55:53 -0400

IVY NO

okay so maybe this is a low-blow. We all know about Batman & Robin (otherwise known as The Movie That Shall Not Be Named) andeveryonelooked like hell. But I just needed to point out Ivy here because

because

because she would make the awkward love-child of Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga cringe with embarrassment for her
And, well, usually Ivy is pretty damned classy when it comes to garb. Sure, she walks around in the almost-nip sometimes but she usually looks damn good when she does

but

GURL NO what part of Super-Villainness makes you think this outfit is a good idea. Can you really fight in that? Is it really going to strike terror into the hearts of your enemies — no wait, never mind YES IT WILL maybe you are onto something there

ugh

Let it not be said that I only pick on heroes. Because the...

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:25:39 -0400

Let it not be said that I only pick on heroes. Because the villains of the DC Universe have some DOOZIES lemme tell you.

Like George. George Harkness seems a well meaning lunatic with a crappy gimmick, doesn’t he? Just look at those thighs. They would make Naomi Cambell weep.

SO WHY IS HE WEARING WHATEVER THE HELL HE IS WEARING. I just can’t wrap my head around it, guys.

and now it’s kinda making my head hurt just looking at this madness

Shining a light on embarrassing clothes of superhumans

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:20:21 -0400

A person’s gotta have a hobby right?

By which I mean: HELLO FUTURE AND CURRENT FOLLOWERS. We’re just here to have a little fun and share that fun around. Sometimes superheroes just make it too easy, hm? Let’s poke ‘em with sticks.

There’s a lovely submission button up at the top of the page, and everyone is more than welcome to help keep this going. And, before anyone asks: Yes, yes, we will be getting to Nightwing and his - many bad choices. But that’s too easy.

Dick Grayson makes it far, far too easy.

plastic man you make me uncomfortable ANYWAY but you seem to...

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:10:14 -0400

plastic man you make me uncomfortable ANYWAY but you seem to have no idea how corsets work and you aren’t even wearing pants

THAT IS A ONE PIECE AND EVERYONE KNOWS ONE PIECES SHOULD BE BURNED

I swear. Someone needs to have a sit down with this creepy jerk and teach him how to dress and HOPEFULLY IT DON’T BE DICK GRAYSON

he never helps

Starting somewhere easy with ROSE WILSON WHY ARE YOU WEARING...

Sun, 13 May 2012 14:01:37 -0400

Starting somewhere easy with

ROSE WILSON WHY ARE YOU WEARING BELLBOTTOMS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

ROSE YOU ARE A BADASS BUT YOU ARE WEARING FREAKING SCALY CHAINMAIL AND ORANGE BELLBOTTOM ATTACHMENTS

Ten points from the Wilson house for making my brain cry.